i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
no you cant smoke seaweed
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We need to get me chipped asap
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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