btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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