No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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