At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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