so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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