you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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