They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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