True but thats because hes a fetus.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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