when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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