Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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