It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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