I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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