We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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