Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
