I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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