Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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