ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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