At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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