u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Farmville is her only friend.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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