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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
FUCK WHALES
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