remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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