He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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