She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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