just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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