Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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