i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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