If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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