i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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