by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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