I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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