Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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