guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Randomize
