summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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