his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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