I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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