uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Its about making memories worth repressing
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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