Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
