Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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