and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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