what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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