Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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