She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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