one two three fourrrrnication!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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