Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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