Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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