When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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