Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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