i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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