i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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