epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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