just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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