To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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